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Crap to Consider While Traveling Through the Universe at 66,627 MPH While Sitting Here

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Does the universe have enough crap in it? Maybe. Cat crap, mouse crap, dog crap, elephant crap, outer space crap–it all looks like crap to me.

In my life, I’ve been told that I might be full of it, so I just decided to get some of it out of me and make the pile a little bigger. So my hope is that this crap in this book makes your crapping experience a little more fun. And in my life, I’ve been told to hit the hole, so I hope I have with this crap and haven’t created another black hole in the universe.

Just try not to step in it too much

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The Lonely Library Book is a heartwarming tale that brings to life the quiet, unassuming world of a library shelf. Allen Thomas crafts a touching narrative about a little book longing to be chosen and cherished. The story resonates with readers of all ages, reminding us of the joy and connection that books can bring into our lives.

Jeff Iverson

Waiting to be chosen

The art is well done. The storyline is to get people to read. Very cute concert. Very well done Book. Showed up on time.

Clemons Kunkel

Reading is important

Al Thomas delivers a delightfully irreverent and humorous read with *Crap to Consider While Traveling Through the Universe at 66,627 MPH While Sitting Here*. This book is a collection of witty musings, jokes, and light-hearted reflections designed to entertain readers—especially while they’re otherwise occupied in the bathroom.

Jeff Iverson

Perfect for your Alone Time
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